May 2013
46 posts
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
scienceing:
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
rneerkat:
instead of snapchat, i prefer to give a photograph of myself to my friend and after four seconds set it on fire while its in their hands. they do it back to me and we continue the process its a perfect substitute
thecatalyst-toyourdemise:
IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
shavingryansprivates:
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
ring around the posie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
April 2013
34 posts
